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Posted: **Wed May 27, 2009 7:34 pm**

My boy kicked the football right bang into both my busters on sunday. I nearly puked..... the little bástard.

Posted: **Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:01 pm**

A good kick in the knackers wins hands down, no problem :nod

That said, I tried to close down the defender clearing the ball in my amateur league on Saturday and caught the ball square in the face - busted nose and black eye. That was pretty fu.cking sore! And I had to go into work today looking like I'd been scrapping at the weekend :laugh:

Not a good look!

Posted: **Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:50 pm**

redbeergoggles wrote:Turning a 30ft dive into a not so flattering belly flop , is not something I would advocate

neither is smearing fish oil on ya '3-for-a-bob' and dangling it in front of the cat.

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:42 pm**

Why did you do that Lee ? :;):

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 6:50 pm**

Piles ?

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:14 pm**

Ciggy wrote:Piles ?

How do you know??

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:18 pm**

Number 9 wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Piles ?

How do you know??

Cause Ive friggen got them :angry:

Worst than having a baby FACT :no

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:23 pm**

Ciggy wrote:
Number 9 wrote:
Ciggy wrote:Piles ?

How do you know??

Cause Ive friggen got them

Worst than having a baby FACT

I had them before as well!!
Preperation H does work like,or we could get Judge to kiss them better?? :laugh:

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:35 pm**

dirty bastárds the lot of you !!

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:56 pm**

Reg wrote:dirty bastárds the lot of you !!

Mine are long gone mate,its Ciggy with the grape @rse!
They are sore like,especially after you "go"!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:08 pm**

Number 9 wrote:I had them before as well!!
Preperation H does work like,or we could get Judge to kiss them better??

feckin kill mate, been in agony all week, stomachs been off since I come back from me hols, the doc gave me antibiotics and they kicked the piles off. So had to take about 10 laxatives and morphine tablets over the weekend wanted to kill meself. The pain was unberable.

Let judge kiss your @rse better

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:12 pm**

Ciggy wrote:
Number 9 wrote:I had them before as well!!
Preperation H does work like,or we could get Judge to kiss them better??

feckin kill mate, been in agony all week, stomachs been off since I come back from me hols, the doc gave me antibiotics and they kicked the piles off. So had to take about 10 laxatives and morphine tablets over the weekend wanted to kill meself. The pain was unberable.

Let judge kiss your @rse better

Its no laughing matter,you must be run down to feck!
Dr Bazza precribes some vitamins and plenty of rest,and lay off the fanta for a while too!!

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 8:22 pm**

Number 9 wrote:Dr Bazza precribes some vitamins and plenty of rest,and lay off the fanta for a while too!!

Your ever so carin Bazza

Posted: **Mon Jun 08, 2009 9:34 pm**

Ciggy wrote:
Number 9 wrote:Dr Bazza precribes some vitamins and plenty of rest,and lay off the fanta for a while too!!

Your ever so carin Bazza

Oh aye all heart me!! :nod

Posted: **Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:41 am**

Number 9 wrote:
Ciggy wrote:
Number 9 wrote:I had them before as well!!
Preperation H does work like,or we could get Judge to kiss them better??

feckin kill mate, been in agony all week, stomachs been off since I come back from me hols, the doc gave me antibiotics and they kicked the piles off. So had to take about 10 laxatives and morphine tablets over the weekend wanted to kill meself. The pain was unberable.

Let judge kiss your @rse better

Its no laughing matter,you must be run down to feck!
Dr Bazza precribes some vitamins and plenty of rest,and lay off the fanta for a while too!!

and say no to the anal sex for a while

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