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Posted: **Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:37 am**

bunglemark2 wrote:Why isn't "passing a ruby murray whilst suffering a hemmy attack" one of the options ? Had that last Sunday morning - couldn't walk properly till Wednesday.....If only I had a knitting needle.....

That is so f*cking wrong. :no

Now do that and follow it with the trots for about 2 days.

Definition of pain, that... :sniffle

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:53 pm**

Childbirth is definatly worse,especially when you have to get stitches after and then take your first :censored:

and then wipe yourself after.

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:35 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:I'll tell you what else hurts aswell:

Sitting on your b*llocks when they get trapped under your leg.

I did it t'other week, but the problem is - I don't "sit" down, I jump, and all my f*cking weight landed on about a quarter of my left knacker.

I damn near fainted.

OH Lando lad that was class i havnt laughed so much in ages
(quote) Nearly Fainted :laugh:

thats what done me in ive got hickups now ive laghed so much

Brilliant

Posted: **Sat Mar 22, 2008 9:57 pm**

Kick in the balls is easily the worst, obviously I cant comment on childbirth, but I have heard it stings a bit :laugh:

Watch a film called Carver there is a scene in that will make the blokes on here eyes water !!

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:45 am**

NANNY RED wrote:
Lando_Griffin wrote:I'll tell you what else hurts aswell:

Sitting on your b*llocks when they get trapped under your leg.

I did it t'other week, but the problem is - I don't "sit" down, I jump, and all my f*cking weight landed on about a quarter of my left knacker.

I damn near fainted.

OH Lando lad that was class i havnt laughed so much in ages
(quote) Nearly Fainted thats what done me in ive got hickups now ive laghed so much

Brilliant

Posted: **Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:44 pm**

Getting kicked in the balls is the most painful.

Unless you have a fetish, like Manhattan, for getting kicked in the balls.

Posted: **Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:34 pm**

The Manhattan Project wrote:Getting kicked in the balls is the most painful.

Unless you have a fetish, like Manhattan, for getting kicked in the balls.

at least its a cheap fetish then!

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:02 am**

falling backwards onto the coccyx is extremely painful

sciatica is also extremely painful

abcess in the gum is also painful

being shot is also painful

there are much worse pains than being kicked in the balls

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:57 pm**

i broke my little toe once...that was painful!

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:30 pm**

A r*e*a*l good toothache coming from a cavity is hard to beat. A kick in the balls goes away or at least reduces to managable proportions after a few minutes but toothache just drones on and on and on until out of desparation you´re prepared to rip the darn thing out of your mouth.

Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:24 pm**

Ever fed ya pets only to stand up and whack the top of your head on the corner of the cupboard attached to the wall? Now thats painful !

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:56 pm**

The ex says toothache, maybe coz she never has and never will go through childbirth (fag)

I recon a kick in the balls is worse myself!

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:57 pm**

Kharhaz wrote:Ever fed ya pets only to stand up and whack the top of your head on the corner of the cupboard attached to the wall? Now thats painful !

Hell yeah, that and having a big fat dog jump on your nuts first thing in the morning to wake you up
Not good!!!

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:51 pm**

7_Kewell wrote:i broke my little toe once...that was painful!

Now thats a killer done that about five years ago me little toe an the one next to it , Painful forsuch a small thing

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:16 pm**

NANNY RED wrote:
7_Kewell wrote:i broke my little toe once...that was painful!

Now thats a killer done that about five years ago me little toe an the one next to it , Painful forsuch a small thing

Judge said that when he trapped his *blank* in his zipper

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