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Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 4:08 am**

A hit to the gonads would hurt but it would eventually go away.

And then there's the part when Karma (you) comes around to repay the fool who started it in the first place.

That's satisfying.

A toothache hurts more cause it wont stop and there would be absolutely nothing you could do until morning came.

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 5:09 am**

anti-hero wrote:A hit to the gonads would hurt but it would eventually go away.

And then there's the part when Karma (you) comes around to repay the fool who started it in the first place.

That's satisfying.

A toothache hurts more cause it wont stop and there would be absolutely nothing you could do until morning came.

So are you a woman, or have you been castrated?

Posted: **Tue May 09, 2006 5:12 am**

Neither.

I have balls of steel.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 6:18 pm**

got to be a kick in the jacobs i find when the fast clip just when it catches (you know the one your like f@ck you u missed that didnt hurt) then a few minuites later you cant move a f@ckin inch without that merciless throb..... :sniffle

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2006 6:22 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:Anyone who says toothache hurts more than a penalty-shot to the groin is either a woman or a Eunuch.

Q. Why is Jose Mourinho like a Eunuch's memories?

A. Coz he's full of b0ll0cks!
:laugh:

Posted: **Sun May 21, 2006 7:25 pm**

I'll take a kick in the balls anyday than go through the others where REAL pain is involved.

Actually, I don't think I would feel a thing!

(It's real nice to know that men do have a weakness, after all.)

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 6:52 am**

shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday than go through the others where REAL pain is involved.

Actually, I don't think I would feel a thing!

(It's real nice to know that men do have a weakness, after all.)

REAL Pain.. (?)

What is that.. a breakup or a broken nail?

Posted: **Mon May 22, 2006 7:03 pm**

anti-hero wrote:/quote]
REAL Pain.. (?)

What is that..

Never u mind, dear. I wouldn't want to put u off your dinner!

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2006 7:26 am**

shanks72 wrote:
anti-hero wrote:/quote]
REAL Pain.. (?)

What is that..

Never u mind, dear. I wouldn't want to put u off your dinner!

I've already lost it.

"Bring it on shanks. Bring it on.."

(Flicks nose with thumb. Raises hand and waves four fingers front and back.)

"What is REAL pain?

Posted: **Tue May 30, 2006 7:52 am**

shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:51 pm**

anti-hero wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
anti-hero wrote:/quote]
REAL Pain.. (?)

What is that..

Never u mind, dear. I wouldn't want to put u off your dinner!

I've already lost it.

"Bring it on shanks. Bring it on.."

(Flicks nose with thumb. Raises hand and waves four fingers front and back.)

"What is REAL pain?

Just be grateful, that as u r not a woman, u will never know, boy. (I'm serious).

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 6:55 pm**

Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!! (And I won't hold my breath!)

:rasp

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 8:14 pm**

shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!! (And I won't hold my breath!)

i didnt know you were female!

i would have to say a kick in the balls

Posted: **Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:17 pm**

shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!! (And I won't hold my breath!)

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!

Posted: **Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:39 am**

Bad Bob wrote:
shanks72 wrote:
Judge wrote:
shanks72 wrote:I'll take a kick in the balls anyday

there will be plenty willing to offer that service

who's got the boot

If u can find any balls (of the fleshy kind) then u r most welcome to try.

Happy hunting!!! (And I won't hold my breath!)

Sounds like you've pulled Judge!

Judge, that's an invitation!

" Permission to look for balls Miss! "

:laugh:

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