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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck - If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Posted:
Wed Apr 05, 2006 5:39 amby Lando_Griffin
Personally, I think the little b*stard could manage a small bundle, but I have included a few (such as the twig) for the wackier members (you know who you are)! 
Your thoughts, Ladies and poofters...
Posted:
Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:15 amby babu
Lando you shameless spammer. 
If that wasn't bad enough, I am pretty sure this poll has already been done.
ok ook I'll play, what is the question again? 
Posted:
Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:46 amby laza
Somebody hit him with a plank.........................................hard
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:48 amby 112-1077774096
ye babu, i asked this question once, i think lando is trying to up his post count with shameless plagirism
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:34 pmby babu
what Lando up his post count with shameless topics and needless replies? yeah ur probably right peewee.
of course i am above such things.
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:47 pmby 112-1077774096
so am i babu, under no circumstances would i write a pointless reply to your previous post
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 7:27 pmby The Ace1983
lots.
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Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:06 pmby hawkmoon269
Are you sure? I heard it was a trick question, the woodchuck being referred to in the question, was killed last week in a freek accident
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Thu Apr 06, 2006 4:18 amby Lando_Griffin
....Hawkmoon wins.
It was indeed a tragic case:
Poor little Woody the Woodchuck was chucking his wood, minding his own business, when a large Otter had an epileptic fit.
Seeing this, Woody swooped from his tree and tried to save the Otter (who's name was Oscar, for those of you who care). He tried and he tried, he tugged and he lugged, but no matter how hard he fought, the urge to chuck was too strong, and he threw poor Oscar to his death down a ravine, barely 3 yards away.
Woody felt so ashamed, he stood atop the ravine, and chucked himself off.
However - he was a bird, so he was OK.....
...Until he landed and a Crocodile called Carl ate him for being such a little sh*t.
The end.