Voronin - Hero worship
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:32 amits quite funny looking at other forums, on football365 they have started to hero worship voronin, even fans of other clubs 
anyway hav a look at the thread, he is known as the voronater, and has great thinks like:
Andriy Voronin is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Andriy Voronin drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
When Andriy Voronin was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's Andriy Voronin!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had seduced.
When Andriy Voronin goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed a tenner from Andriy Voronin and forgot to pay him back.
Andriy Voronin can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
You are what you eat. That is why Andriy Voronin's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
When Andriy Voronin does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Andriy Voronin haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Andriy Voronin punched himself in the face.
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anyway hav a look at the thread, he is known as the voronater, and has great thinks like:
Andriy Voronin is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Andriy Voronin drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny.
When Andriy Voronin was born, the nurse said, "Holy Cow! That's Andriy Voronin!" Then she had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had seduced.
When Andriy Voronin goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed a tenner from Andriy Voronin and forgot to pay him back.
Andriy Voronin can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
You are what you eat. That is why Andriy Voronin's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
When Andriy Voronin does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Andriy Voronin haunts Freddy Krueger's nightmares.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object" was finally solved when Andriy Voronin punched himself in the face.
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first page not so good
