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Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:52 am
by 66-1112520797
Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:56 am
by Number 9
Bamaga man wrote:Sabre wrote:Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.
Shurrup
Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.
Like a Yank??
Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:57 am
by 66-1112520797
Number 9 wrote:Bamaga man wrote:Sabre wrote:Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.
Shurrup
Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.
Like a Yank??
No
Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:07 am
by Sabre
Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:13 am
by Number 9
Posted:
Sun Aug 24, 2008 11:31 am
by 66-1112520797
Sabre wrote:Bamaga man wrote:Sabre wrote:Bamaga man wrote:Stay on Sabres side he'll WUM you if not.
Shurrup
Please, dont try too hard to be something your not.
Don't stay on Sabre's side, don't pretend to be what you're not, Bamaga man, stop telling others to think the same as your ape brain they have their own thoughts you know
Posted:
Mon Aug 25, 2008 6:35 am
by The Good Yank
Mission Log 1:27 am EDT 8/24/08 (Woops, meant 24/8/08)
Interlude was satisfactory for both parties however completion of mission "Sh1tb@x" was not attained. As it was a busy day for both parties the "Awoooga" approach was not attempted. In hindsight perhaps that should be first priority.
Next interlude should commence in approximately 18 days.
Yes I said 18 days, take it from me lads, You'll get more by watching the Gerrard winner than you will if you tie the knot.
Posted:
Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:13 am
by Toffeehater
The Good Yank wrote:1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox? A little over 10 years and my wife still won't go there. It's all about "The chase".
2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available? Nice C cups. If I posted evidence than the pursuit in question 1 would be null and void
3. Red or brown sauce. Tomato Sauce? Ketchup? Worchestshire? A1? yes to all above, If that's not what you are talking about than please commence with an English lesson
4. Favourite crisps? Lays
5. What trabs you wearing? Not a clue
6. Scouse or Wool? Wool
7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g? The one who takes it up the sh.it b@x.
8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?Yeah all the time in the winter when it's 10 F
9. Ever seen a baby pigeon? Nope, and damnit if I didn't think about that for an hour
10. Man bag? Gay or OK? Gay
11. How big is your knife? big enough to have had succesful swashbuckling adventures
12. Do you own a van? nope, I'm American, we have SUV's now
13. Have you ever been a pirate? nope, and never played one on TV either
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear? Not yet, but I will today. Is that the key to having a positive response to ? #1?
15. Redtube or Youporn? Redtube
16. Are you press? If so what do you want? Nope
17. RTK? Good or bad? RTK sucks, always go with RTLS and E as your vowel
18. Do you like clowns? Only if they are female and take it up the sh.it b@x
19. Do you own a jester hat? Not at the moment
20. Length and girth? big enough that my wife won't take it up the sh.it b@x
21. Ciggy male or female? Hermaphredite
22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave? Nope
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake? Cake
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)Speak English damnit.
25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken? Lunch at noon, dinner at 6.
26. Jonathon Ross or Katie & Peter? Katie, I hear she takes it up the Sh.it b@x
27. Dark, blonde or ginge? was blonde, shaved last 10 years
28. Do you read Boss? not unless he makes me
29. Have you ever kicked anyone/been kicked, in the kunt?nope
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick? Gillette and Hicks
31. Are you any good at tipping? If you mean towards a waitress or a bartender then Yes.
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look? Pictures optional. Well manicured, but not as smooth as a wood floor
33. Do you know what COHT means? Court Officiated Hair Teaser? pffft, doesn't everyone know that?
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it? Well, I've never had the chance to see LFC live, I will next year when my wife (Who hopefully will take it up the Sh.itb@x by then) and I go on a trip for our wedding anniversary.
35. Do you like my Brasshouse? No it's repulsive
36. What is a Purple Acki? Is that when you grab someone's (preferably your wife who takes it up the sh. it b@x's) nipple and twist it?
, you handled that very well mate
Posted:
Mon Aug 25, 2008 9:40 pm
by JoeTerp
Are you a proper Northern Yankee, or just a yank in all these peoples eyes?
Posted:
Mon Aug 25, 2008 10:01 pm
by JoeTerp
Don't think I have ever done this. REAL slow day at work I'll give it a go:
Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.
1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
N/A
2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
N/A
3. Red or brown sauce.
Loved the proper brown sauce I had when I was over.
4. Favourite crisps?
Cheese & Onion. Favorite potato chips: BBQ. But I reallllly love me some nachos con queso
5. What trabs you wearing?
Nike. Always
6. Scouse or Wool?
7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
All but Nicola
8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
Maybe, can't prove it.
9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
No
10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
Gay, and hilarious to make pledges wear to class.
11. How big is your knife?
N/A
12. Do you own a van?
No
13. Have you ever been a pirate?
Yes
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
N/A
15. Redtube or Youporn?
YOUPORN always!
16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
No
17. RTK? Good or bad?
Needs Improvement
18. Do you like clowns?
Scared as
19. Do you own a jester hat?
No
20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
Ready Salted
21. Ciggy male or female?
Female
22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
No
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
N/A
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
7:00am, 7:00, and lunch is for people who waste time at work not getting paid
26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
Katie and peter
27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
BLONDE
28. Do you read Boss?
No
29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
No
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
No
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
small but present
33. Boxies or Bills?
Boxies
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
League One match between Leyton Orient and Scunthorpe United. On my Spring Break in 2007. 2-2 thriller with Scunthorpe equalizing against ten men orient in stoppage.
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
No
36. What is a Purple Acki?
Posted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:46 am
by SupitsJonF
I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm. I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).
Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?
Posted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:25 am
by The Good Yank
SupitsJonF wrote:I'm a yank too, but a bit too busy to fill that out atm. I guess I'm a real yankee too, being from the North (NJ/NY).
Whats with the shitbox obsessions though?
It's the forbidden ground so the excitement is hightened.
And yes I am a proper northern yank. I'm from New Brunswick NJ, home of Rutgers so Terp can give me about the RU/MD game last year. I was at Shea Stadium tonight to see the Mets against the 'stros.
Posted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:49 am
by JoeTerp
My best friend in college is from Bergen County NJ. And I lived the past two summers before this one in Ridgewood, Queens. Nevada Smiths is a great place to watch games I caught the World Cup final match there 2 years ago it was insane.
Posted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:53 am
by 66-1112520797
Ciggy wrote:Welcome aboard fill in the questionair compliments of the RATTLE.
1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
3. Red or brown sauce.
4. Favourite crisps?
5. What trabs you wearing?
6. Scouse or Wool?
7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
11. How big is your knife?
12. Do you own a van?
13. Have you ever been a pirate?
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
15. Redtube or Youporn?
16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
17. RTK? Good or bad?
18. Do you like clowns?
19. Do you own a jester hat?
20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
21. Ciggy male or female?
22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
28. Do you read Boss?
29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
33. Boxies or Bills?
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
36. What is a Purple Acki?
1. Does your bird/wife/boyfriend take it up the sh1tbox?
Yes, but I have to tie her down, gag her than force myself upon her
2. Has your bird/wife or you got big t1ts. Is picture evidence available?
Yes, type in x-tube, then petra, she and her assets will pop up
3. Red or brown sauce.
HP brown
4. Favourite crisps?
Walkers, Beef n onion & cheese & onion
5. What trabs you wearing?
Steel toe-caps
6. Scouse or Wool?
International OOter
7. Which member of Girls Aloud would you like to sh@g?
I actually cant remember all of them, so I'll say all of them
8. Have you ever seen white dog sh1t? Picture evidence?
Yes, quite a few times actually, but didnt deem them picture worthy
9. Ever seen a baby pigeon?
Cant say i have
10. Man bag? Gay or OK?
Please elaborate
11. How big is your knife?
Bigger than Mick Dundees
12. Do you own a van?
Not anymore
13. Have you ever been a pirate?
Most certainly, and proud of it
14. Have you ever patted your missus on the fanny and whispered 'AWOOGA!' in her ear?
Yes, has'nt everyone ?
15. Redtube or Youporn?
I honestly couldnt say
16. Are you press? If so what do you want?
Yes I am, I want an interview
17. RTK? Good or bad?
Good
18. Do you like clowns?
No fecking hate em, and one especially in particular
19. Do you own a jester hat?
[/b] Do you own a skoda ? [/b]
20. Salt & Shake or Ready Salted?
Both
21. Ciggy male or female?
Definately Venus
22. Have you heard of Devastatin Dave?
No, but I've found Wheres Wally if that helps ?
23. Jaffa cake. Biscuit or cake?
Biscuit, definately
24. Scran on a friday? If so what and how does it vary? (Please expand)
Dont know about Scran TBH, but definately POETS on Friday
25. Tea, Dinner, Lunch? What time of the day are they taken?
Tea and Dinner are the same meat, eaten at the same time, 5-7 pm. Lunch is midday ...... I think
26. Richard & Judy or Katie & Peter?
I work, thank God
27. Dark, blonde or ginge?
I'm partial to any
28. Do you read Boss?
No, but I write boss
29. Have you or anyone you know been on Jeremy Kyle?
No, but if I did know someone, I wouldnt know them anymore, sad tw@ts all of them
30. What should be tw@tted with a brick?
[ b] A manc, closely followed by a couple of Yanks and then a certain Spainaird. [/b]
31. Do you find David Moyes attractive?
Do you drive a skoda
32. How do you like your ladies garden to look?
Neat and tidy
33. Boxies or Bills?
Free ball, I think is the correct answer to your question
34.. What was the first game you attended and the circumstances around it?
Arsenal - Liverpool Highbury. I attended it because I like football and just adore Liverpool
35. Do you like my Brasshouse?
She me a pic and I'll tell ya
36. What is a Purple Acki?
A big black man who likes feeliing Liverpudlians muscles lol.
Posted:
Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:59 am
by account deleted by request
A manc, closely followed by a couple of Yanks and then a certain Spainaird