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PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 12:49 pm
by 106-1093504160
true

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 1:30 pm
by stmichael
ruud van horseface and martin keown are the two ugliest b#stards in football.  :D

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 2:25 pm
by 106-1093504160
wehay

PostPosted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:42 pm
by Dom1
if you score an international goal (on average) your selling on value will go up by 15% each 10 goals :D

....maybe :p

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 5:03 am
by Shanti
'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George Ndah had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing.' - Ade Akinbiyi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 10:19 am
by Bruno Zidane!
Iain dowie invented the word "Bouncebackability" in an interview 2 weeks ago when he said after getting beat "we showed good bouncebackability to come back"

Also the weight and size of Frank Rickarrds flem when he spat at Rudi voller at euro 88 was exactly equal to the size and weight of a breeze block!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:51 am
by anfieldadorer
"If it wasn´t Beckham wearing that No.7 shirt and playing like that, a lot of people would be saying what a wretched match he had and should be dropped" Terry Butcher

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 10:52 am
by 106-1093504160
Ian dowie and peter beardsley are opening a new chain of food shops called SPUD U LOOK LIKE

PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 12:33 pm
by stmichael
alex ferguson is currently sh#gging sven up the ****. that explains why alan smith is all of a sudden a "starter" for england and also explains how phil neville has 50 england caps.
check out the "exclusive" in the news of the world on sunday. :D  :D  :D

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:29 am
by anfieldadorer
"The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it." Graeme Le Saux

PostPosted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 7:32 am
by anfieldadorer
"Julian Dicks is everywhere, it's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:19 am
by Shanti
"I don't have much time to study English now but I learn bits of the language listening to Beatles songs." Rafael Benitez

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:20 am
by Shanti
it's getting better all the time... :)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:43 am
by who the hell is diarra
LoooooooL good one Shanti :D

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:41 am
by anfieldadorer
Rafa after the Monaco match:
"...Perhaps we could have scored four goals more but two was ENOUGH FOR NOW..."