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Posted: **Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:16 pm**

The funniest thing ive heard is Iain Dowie invent his new word Bouncebackability

Iain "After are last two defeats the lads have got to show there Bouncebackability" Class

Posted: **Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:26 pm**

How about the story of Jason McAtter in the Pizza shop

Pizza guy- How would you like you pixxa sliced 1/4s or 1/8 s

Jason- Errrr 1/4 please i'm not that hungry n i'd never eat 8 slices

Hmmmm why are most of the stories to do with Razors drinkin and McAtters stupidity

Posted: **Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:30 pm**

a work colleague of mine who for some reason supports chelsea told me about his first experience of going to anfield, he and few other chelsea fans were parking their car in a local street, when 2 young kids approached him and offered to look after his car in exchange for a fiver. "No need" he replied "i've got a rottweiler in the boot!" , he and his mates walked off feelin all smug when one of the kids retorted "yeah but mister, can your rottweiler put out fires !??". I thought it was a classic response! ! !

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:13 am**

Dom1 wrote:the funniest thing i have ever heard some1 say to me is "Dom ure cumming to fast"

Thats funny Dom, your mum tells me that too :;):

Only jesting mate :cool:

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:19 am**

yes

look at the tads tho .....

Posted: **Fri Sep 17, 2004 9:12 am**

i could say, but its too bad to post

Posted: **Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:24 pm**

former liverpool man ray houghton apologised for being late for his talksport show the other day by saying, live on air:

"sorry, but i've had a really busy day today. i've been playing in a charity golf day to raise money for a boy who was seriously injured in a car accident. i had to drive like a lunatic to get here"

oh dear :oh:

Posted: **Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:32 pm**

good one, he never let us down

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