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Posted: **Wed Apr 07, 2010 10:08 pm**

Alright folks I just wanted to ask some advice on Stag do's.I am having mine next month and I'm off to haydock races and them on a bender for the weekend, I'm looking forward to it BUT I am also very wary of what my mates will have in store for me.

So have yous any advice or experiences yous can share with me?

Posted: **Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:01 pm**

If you happen to spot a couple of rolls of cling film lying about, chances are they're gonna strip you bollick-naked and strap you to a lamppost, in the middle of the night, when you're totally out of your bin....I heard it happen once before and thought it was the funniest thing ever...
Apart, that is, from a similar story, where the "victim" was again strapped - arms and torso, as well as thighs down to his ankles - to a post in a field full of calves....some of which came over and decided to lick his wobbly bits. Apparently a cow's tongue is like sandpaper....
Enjoy your night

Posted: **Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:04 pm**

I thought the old stripping thing was done and dusted. if you fall asleep you'll be put on some long distant train, but apart from that its just the usual strippers and fun things like that

Posted: **Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:24 pm**

I think the days of getting absolutely rat arsed, stripper, blah blah, kebab are over.

Weekend benders/activities seem to be the norm now, mine was a white water rafting/paintballing exercise in scotland. Paintballing while completely :censored:

is a unique experience.

Weekend was ruined by father in law to be stumbling out of taxi office, head/shoulder first into the door of the taxi, dislocating his shoulder and putting a :censored:

off dent into the taxi drivers door

Posted: **Thu Apr 08, 2010 1:27 pm**

my mates having 2 mnext year, week in Vegas, then a wweekend somewhere in England, the times of strippers will never be over though!

Posted: **Thu Apr 08, 2010 4:02 pm**

Thanks for that lads I'm getting a pair of rubber suction underpants that are irremovable

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:12 am**

that's going to be a whole heap of fun on your wedding night then.

my best advice... take your mum along to look after you.

Posted: **Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:29 am**

roberto green wrote:Thanks for that lads I'm getting a pair of rubber suction underpants that are irremovable

you'll need them after your married, as thats when the sh@gging stops

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Stag do's - Some advice/experiences?

Stag do's - Some advice/experiences?