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Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:09 pm**

Sorry if this has been done before chums, but I had to post it. I got the link from another football forum and I thought it was so funny that I would pass it on.!!!!!!!!

http://www.sherdog.net/forums....-877461

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:20 pm**

At least ugly people can find love. There's hope for some of you lot on here yet.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:01 pm**

she only did it for the cake

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:16 pm**

I'm not being funny or nothing, but that looks like a special man that the army bloke has married.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:34 pm**

Bam, did you watch shallow Hal mate? this guy has been hypnotized, the truth is he is seeing elisha cuthbert

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:45 pm**

Well, after the wedding we went to the Motel 6 (we live in a small town, thats all there was)
and it was on. We quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:48 pm**

metalhead wrote:

Bam, did you watch shallow Hal mate? this guy has been hypnotized, the truth is he is seeing elisha cuthbert

F*ck me, I had the same reaction as that kid!

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:17 pm**

surely to god that has to be a wind up. the guy says she was a virgin on their wedding night but also says she was pregnant and that's why they got married.

he also says the bride's maids are beautiful

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:50 pm**

andy_g wrote:surely to god that has to be a wind up. the guy says she was a virgin on their wedding night but also says she was pregnant and that's why they got married.

he also says the bride's maids are beautiful

the one who started the thread is winding people up, but the story is true

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:51 pm**

Metalhead is enjoying this

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:18 pm**

Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two shitbags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. :censored:

kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.

Absolute disgrace of a post by someone on the forum but it is a little funny

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:12 pm**

surely its a pisstake.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:53 pm**

Anyone else thinking HILLBILLIES??

They've got myspace pages as well:

HILLBILLIE Freak 1

HILLBILLIE Freak 2

Enter if you dare (or have a strong stomach!!) :laugh:

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:57 pm**

I'd give her a 9 - bless her she was a virgin ffs - wonder why?

???

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:15 pm**

Congratulations Kazza!

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I got married last weekend - Lol

I got married last weekend - Lol