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Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:25 pm**

Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:35 pm**

f*ckin 'ell

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:37 pm**

In the immortal words of Dexter...that was "a bit of an over-share." :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 2:58 pm**

LOL

Thats just sad :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:12 pm**

why didn't you just do her up the wrong 'un?

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:18 pm**

I thought that was why god gave them big mouths for emergency use mate

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:27 pm**

metalhead wrote:LOL

Thats just sad

i feel bad enough mate - but that could push me over the edge.

I didnt fancy the 'wrong un' ...

...well, she wouldn't let me really

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:32 pm**

You are a 'wrong un' Lee J

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:40 pm**

Lee J wrote:Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

school boy error. hang ur head

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:00 pm**

Lee J wrote:
metalhead wrote:LOL

Thats just sad

i feel bad enough mate - but that could push me over the edge.

I didnt fancy the 'wrong un' ...

...well, she wouldn't let me really

I know how you feel! very frustrating weekend then :laugh:

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:03 pm**

I thought I'd worked it all out right too. I'd planned it all to fall correct with her cycle. Cost me a p!ssing fortune too. She obviously saw the romantic side of it all and wanted to 'snuggleup' and watch telly and stuff - blx to that, if I'm not getting a wet end Im off to the boozer.

I made a boo boo [head hung in shame]

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:56 pm**

If she hasn't pain, a bit of blood is not that bad.

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:59 pm**

after every Fu*king weekend you have a tale of woe lee

wtf are you doing, cant you get owt right?

if its not bellend burns from a fattie, to toilet tales, its your missus fault

get a grip and sort it

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:10 pm**

PMSL Bellend Burns

Posted: **Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:12 pm**

babu wrote:
Lee J wrote:Hired one of those log cabins for a dirty weekend away with my lass and we'd been there 2 hrs and she says " I forgot to bring tampons".

what a waste of money that was - didnt even get a sniff.

had to settle for a soapy 'ham shank' in the shower instead - while she was watching Strictly come Dancing.

I feel robbed.

school boy error. hang ur head

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