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Posted: **Tue Mar 30, 2004 12:56 pm**

greenred wrote:Beavis,lately I have been having uncontrollable urges to kneecap a cheesy manc.Does this make me a homicidal lunatic,or are these urges just normal,everyone feels that way?

Dont worry its perfectly normal to want to kneecap a Cheesy manc, some people even get these urges before puberty

Posted: **Tue Mar 30, 2004 6:50 pm**

The retrun of beavis wrote:
sangy wrote:I have have a question matey, why the hell is your advice mostly male issues?

go away and do the ironing , tart

thats a bit harsh don't you think

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:13 am**

yes but funny

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:48 am**

much funnier than that Beavers chap arent i?

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 12:24 pm**

I think he was referring to my comments on being funny there Cheesedick.
I won the votes over who was funnier out of us two, I make you look like a cr#p comedian getting slaughtered in a pub.

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:49 pm**

no..................

The ironing remark was funny :laugh:

but a bit harsh (as i said)

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:01 pm**

Dom1 wrote:no..................

The ironing remark was funny but a bit harsh (as i said)

But Peewee thought it was me because Cheesedick has to pretend he is me the only way he can get a giggle nowadays, he has felt threatened since I came onto the forum as I can make him look as foolish as a bald person with a ponytail

Posted: **Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:06 pm**

hehe, i like the bald, pony tail comment that was good

i think peewee knows that it is cheesy, by now at least

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:44 am**

i can feel another leveller coming on, beavis against cheesy. maybe i can promote this fantastic extravaganza of boxing

Posted: **Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:54 am**

get to it my friend?

i will call the match, right down the middle

Dom1

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 12:42 am**

Right tonights advice:

ERECTION PROBLEMS

Of course your peoples champion and Sensei of Wit has ever suffered with this problem but unfortunately some less cooler people like Cheesedick do from time to time

Right my advice is:

A-Get hold of some copies of FHM and check out the chicks in that

B-Get a Better looking Bird

C-Hang Yourself(Thats if A and B dont come to fruition)

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:14 pm**

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 1:20 pm**

after reading that advice i can officially state that i will not be present on this messageboard after today due to my premature death.

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:27 pm**

the return of beavis wrote:I think he was referring to my comments on being funny there Cheesedick.
I won the votes over who was funnier out of us two, I make you look like a cr#p comedian getting slaughtered in a pub.

oh yes , this thread seems amazingly popular and ho ho ho so hilarious

NOT!

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 9:48 pm**

cheesecakery wrote:
the return of beavis wrote:I think he was referring to my comments on being funny there Cheesedick.
I won the votes over who was funnier out of us two, I make you look like a cr#p comedian getting slaughtered in a pub.

oh yes , this thread seems amazingly popular and ho ho ho so hilarious

NOT!

But it is popular Cheeso why is it a HOT TOPIC

And your last post has just made it that more popular so shove that up your rectum

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