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Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:17 pm**

In my backyard. My interceptor at the bottom was overflowing so I got the old 6 inch plunger down there and next thing is there is mountians of poo all over my yard, the bird was screaming, the dog was running through it and it was all over my shoes.

Does anyone know if United utilities cover your drains, because the drain is not unblocking :down:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:21 pm**

Rafa-Dodd wrote:In my backyard. My interceptor at the bottom was overflowing so I got the old 6 inch plunger down there and next thing is there is mountians of poo all over my yard, the bird was screaming, the dog was running through it and it was all over my shoes.

Does anyone know if United utilities cover your drains, because the drain is not unblocking

Get yourself a lend of some sewer rods Doddy mate!

Lift the nearest manhole cover and give it what for...works about 95% of the time!

I'm a plumber mate but i dont do callouts to Liverpool!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:32 pm**

What Barry's not telling you is you need to know or find out which way the sewer flows, then try to find a little hole with a 15foot pole (bit like sex ). After that its pretty simple as long as you have a hosepipe for afterwards.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:33 pm**

THE NEAREST MANHOLE IS MILES AWAY BARRY - WELL ABOUT 20FT!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:35 pm**

Rafa-Dodd wrote:In my backyard. My interceptor at the bottom was overflowing so I got the old 6 inch plunger down there and next thing is there is mountians of poo all over my yard, the bird was screaming, the dog was running through it and it was all over my shoes.

Does anyone know if United utilities cover your drains, because the drain is not unblocking

not the first time i have seen 'united' and 'poo' in the same post

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:40 pm**

Thought you'd been swimming in Birkenhead park lake when i first read that mate

Then remembered its now been cleaned out, so must then thought you'd been swimming in the mersey.

You've always had sh!tty shoes as far back as i can remember anyway lad

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:41 pm**

how much will this cost me barry, because to be honest mate, I am not a hands on sorta guy.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:46 pm**

Rafa-Dodd wrote:THE NEAREST MANHOLE IS MILES AWAY BARRY - WELL ABOUT 20FT!

Then your gonna need at least 20 feet of rod then mate!lol

Or you could phone some dodgy guy out of the Yellow Pages and get robbed in the process!

Lift the manhole lid and if it aint full with sh.ite rod towards your house...if it is full rod away from your house!

If the manhole is outside your property and is blocked beyond,its the problem of the council and they have to fix it Free Of Charge!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:48 pm**

ahh well its the councils problem because its right by my back door.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:51 pm**

Rafa-Dodd wrote:how much will this cost me barry, because to be honest mate, I am not a hands on sorta guy.

Fu.ck knows mate! After watching all those bulider from hell programs filmed on the mainland mate id deffo get someone you know or at least someone that has been recommended by a family member or mate!

If some cowboy comes out fixes it in 5 mins and hits you for£215.33 or something daft like that theres really nothing you can do but pay him!

Your bound to know someone that works in building Doddy,a labourer even,does'nt need to be a plumber!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:54 pm**

Rafa-Dodd wrote:ahh well its the councils problem because its right by my back door.

Your laughing then....Covered in sh'ite yes but laughing!

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 1:57 pm**

cheers baz, phoning them up now.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 2:51 pm**

i know nothing what you should do, but being covered in vile human excrement, i have some experience.

burst pipe, adjustable wrench in hand, dumbfounded look on face, shit covering every exposed part of your body, i can relate.

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:57 pm**

That's f*cking disgusting. :laugh:

Posted: **Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:00 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:

That's f*cking disgusting.

Its funny though!

Just picture Doddy's face opening the back door to a sea of brown submarines!

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