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Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:37 am**

Just reading this thread make me laugh mate....

I admit, I'm a bad narky bastard, but you could have worse moderators. I don't mind having a little crack with yous all. You're funny people, and I really don't take myself seriously. At the end of the day, back in 2004, I only joined here to talk about Liverpool. It's the esteem I have for this little part of the internet though, and the fact I take it seriously, Supersub, Chris and the legend who goes by the name of JBG let me have a little say in how this place is run.

Funniest member though? Very tricky....

Out and out funniest bastard on here is Lando. Simple as. He fucking kills me...

Smeg. You poor fucking virgin. Do you know what mate? I do alright with the birds you know. Just fucking ask. I'll sort you out. You'll get laid no problem if you hang round with me. They'll more than likely be fat dogs like, but nevertheless.....

1234ram should have his own business mate. Whatever he was selling, I'd buy it. No one can be that fucked up. It says a lot when me and my brother can be out having a drink, totally forgetting about the trials and tribulations of the world of Newkit, and the boy Ram gets mentioned and we start laughing. Fucking killer him mate.

You're going to have to remind me who else is funny.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:41 am**

babu wrote:Just wondering Lando, why have you still got your yellow card? its been at least 3 months now, or have you requested the mods leave it there so you look a little harder?

Yes, that's exactly the reason.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:34 pm**

Lando_Griffin wrote:I don't intend to relinquish my title without a fight!

Woof - I'll see you at dawn!

I've used bigger toothpicks , paint it white and wave it in surrender or it's Woofs private Bone yard for you . See ya at dawn.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:39 pm**

woof woof ! wrote:

pmsl@ that dog

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:44 pm**

Reminds me of Twiglets..

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:46 pm**

Ciggy wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:

pmsl@ that dog

i just had to do it ciggy, its hartley hare of pipkins

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:46 pm**

What Lando doesn't know is that I used to be a Boxer . Ok I only had one fight but I was awesome . I used my famous "one-five" technique , I threw a left "ONE" then a right "FIVE" unfortunately he was throwing 2,3 and 4

'

I hit the canvass , the crowd were shouting "get up" , I thought "If I get up he'll only hit me again , why make two trips to the same place ? "

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:49 pm**

woof woof ! wrote:What Lando doesn't know is that I used to be a Boxer . Ok I only had one fight but I was awesome . I used my famous "one-five" technique , I threw a left "ONE" then a right "FIVE" unfortunately he was throwing 2,3 and 4 '

I hit the canvass , the crowd were shouting "get up" , I thought "If I get up he'll only hit me again , why make two trips to the same place ? "

woof actually used to sell advertising space on the soles of his boxing boots

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:56 pm**

That's, OK woof - I too was a boxer.

I lasted a little longer, though - I filled an entire shelf.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:58 pm**

adamnbarrett wrote:smeg is up there aswell

first time for everything

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:42 pm**

For me, it has too be Judge..... his brand of irreverant and occasional slapstick humour has me in stitiches.

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 4:09 pm**

woollyback and woof woof to me
:buttrock

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:59 pm**

i voted lando, his insults are class

Posted: **Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:12 pm**

Lando by the proverbial country mile.

Posted: **Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:24 am**

Vote for me!

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