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Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:24 pm**

Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:Sex always lasts for well over 2 minutes.....how mads that!

And, sexy young women are always up for shagging their older, fatter, balder etc companions in movies...imagine if that were true!

it is in my house Bob

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:54 pm**

Guns/rifles dont have safety catches until a hilarious point or when the good guy is in the sight....

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:55 pm**

JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I? :nod

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:00 pm**

Ever noticed that Donald Duck only wears a little sailors jacket up top, but when he's been in the shower, he comes out with a towel around his bottom half.............?!?!

:cool:

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:13 am**

Main characters never have a problem finding restaurants and bars with vacant tables/stools . Even when the place is apparently heaving with punters .

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:32 pm**

In honour of Casino Royale...

When gambling at the same crowded table, arch-enemies will always end up being the last two in the game, playing for all the marbles!

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 2:47 pm**

jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:20 pm**

Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:22 pm**

Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:27 pm**

red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!

We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned. :laugh:

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2006 4:34 pm**

Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!

We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned.

when ya gotta go....you go! :wwww

Posted: **Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:09 pm**

Jack Bauer doesn't take a shit. Shit takes Jack Bauers.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:09 am**

In a High Speed car chase, the baddie gets the rubbish car but always manages to keep up.........

or

The baddie gets the best car by far, but then ends up in a river/fruit stand/water truck/shop window.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:13 am**

when airbags inflate they stay inflated when in real life the inflate and deflate in a fraction of a second for safety purposes

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:10 pm**

red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
red37 wrote:
Bad Bob wrote:
Judge wrote:
jonnymac1979 wrote:
JBG wrote:Ever notice that during one of his hectic days, Jack Bauer never has a chance to take a slash or a dump?

You finally watching it JBG?

Told you it was the best thing on telly didn't I?

jack aint got time to have a dump etc, he's saving america

what a guy

Yer, but watch his face toward the "end of the day"...he's holding it back but you know he's gonna absolutely ruin a toilet somewhere as soon as there's a calm moment!

We've all been there, haven't we, mate? You're bottled up good and proper but there's rumblings below and you know some bog is about to get owned.

when ya gotta go....you go!

maybe he wears an underpant liner with wings. similar to that l'oreal advert stuff

because he's worth it

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