Posted: Fri May 19, 2006 1:54 pmI do love it when petty crime goes wrong. Two of my favourite stories involve these no-nuts prats getting their come upence. Some bloke in America picked this other blokes pocket and started to run away with his wallet. The only problem was that the wallet belonged to Maurice Green, the same Maurice Green who held the 100 metre sprint record. The pick-pocket got about ten yards apparently. 
Then there was this other bloke in Wales who heard that his ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend. He wasn't best pleased, and a bit more than jealous, so he gets the new boyfriends number and calls him up, saying something like "Meet me in the car park in 20 minutes and I'm gonna kick the sh!t into you". So he turns up, and out of a flash car steps the new boyfriend. It's Joe Calzaghe. THE Joe Calzaghe. It wasn't a very long fight apparently.
Then there was this other bloke in Wales who heard that his ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend. He wasn't best pleased, and a bit more than jealous, so he gets the new boyfriends number and calls him up, saying something like "Meet me in the car park in 20 minutes and I'm gonna kick the sh!t into you". So he turns up, and out of a flash car steps the new boyfriend. It's Joe Calzaghe. THE Joe Calzaghe. It wasn't a very long fight apparently.
