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Posted: **Wed Feb 11, 2004 9:28 pm**

Right here is one of mine to start things off, I heard it courteosy of MTV Jackass:

DAVE ENGLAND ON CELLPHONE:
'You know what maybe you should get a glass stomach!
That way you wont have to keep pulling your head out
of your a#se to see where your going'

It cracked me up anyway

Roberts

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:31 am**

hi Roberts mate , how are you ?
pleased to meet you :;):

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 11:21 am**

cheesecakery wrote:yes , you sound like a w#nk#r , now fock off

This coming from a guy who lets his dad suck him off!

f##k off back to Salford you sweaty manc inbred tw#t

Posted: **Thu Feb 12, 2004 2:24 pm**

i have one, it is from Alexei Sayle in the young ones, he says to Neil......

Sayle: "Can i use your toilet"
neil: "no"
Sayle: "thats good, i thought you wud say no anyway, so i had a p*ss in your garden"

Dom 1

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2004 1:32 pm**

Heres one I say to my mate Chris Peo who has been sacked from 23 jobs in 4 years of work:

'f##k me Peo lad, we should call you Father Christmas, you have had the sack more times than Santa' :laugh:

old joke but funny if you know him

Dom1 will also agree with that one, he p#ssed himself laughing first time I said it :laugh:

Roberts

Posted: **Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:20 pm**

Literally

Dom1

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:33 pm**

Heres one ..

'Hey Roberts whats that big pile of straw on your head'

Roberts : thats my hair

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:40 pm**

The retrun of beavis wrote:Heres one ..

'Hey Roberts whats that big pile of straw on your head'

Roberts : thats my hair

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Boring Cheesedick?

Sorry thats not a quote thats a fact

Posted: **Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:37 pm**

gerrard houllier
" we will be a force to be reckoned with this season"
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE!!

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:31 am**

the return of beavis wrote:
The retrun of beavis wrote:Heres one ..

'Hey Roberts whats that big pile of straw on your head'

Roberts : thats my hair

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Boring Cheesedick?

Sorry thats not a quote thats a fact

Hi Beaver , where did you get the new avatar?

ps its really good

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:32 am**

gaz31 wrote:gerrard houllier
" we will be a force to be reckoned with this season"
HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A JOKE!!

you said it at the start of the season

Posted: **Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:41 am**

cheesecakery wrote:
the return of beavis wrote:
The retrun of beavis wrote:Heres one ..

'Hey Roberts whats that big pile of straw on your head'

Roberts : thats my hair

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Boring Cheesedick?

Sorry thats not a quote thats a fact

Hi Beaver , where did you get the new avatar?

ps its really good

You know it Cheesedick, it was right side mans, no doubt you will have it for your other alter ego 'retrun of beavis'?

Posted: **Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:50 pm**

remember when the Right side Man (grrrrrrrrr :angry:

) had it for his AVVY to supposedly scare, people..................... it is a good one though!!

Dom1

Posted: **Sat Feb 28, 2004 2:05 pm**

Here is one off the Royle Family

ANTHONY:What is wrong with these chips? They are all cold and soggy?

JIM:Oh just get them eat lad they all still go together to make a s##t

Good one that!

Roberts

Posted: **Tue Nov 16, 2004 6:06 pm**

al qaeda water

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