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Whats your occupation? - Dont lie!
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:35 pmby Red squirrel
Come on folks lets hear what kind of jobs we all have.
Me im a rocket scientist.....err...well....A Motor mechanic..
Close anyway!! 
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:52 pmby Garymac
I was a Admin Asisstant, recently left, Im hoping to do a FA coaching course in the new year, But for now ill settle for a new admin job.
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:53 pmby Red squirrel
Wow a coaching course sounds ace. How do you go about gettin into that?
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 10:59 pmby Garymac
Red squirrel wrote:Wow a coaching course sounds ace. How do you go about gettin into that?
The Fa.com gives you all the info you need, you do Level one at your local County FA which is the Liverpool County FA in Walton for me, then you move on to Level 2 and then do your Uefa Coaching Badge Level 'B' and 'A'.
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:16 pmby Woollyback
i'm an undertaker. great business, it's not like i'll ever run out of customers
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:27 pmby woof woof !
I own a shovel factory .
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:27 pmby A.B.
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:37 pmby drummerphil
chartered surveyor
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:43 pmby Woollyback
i also own a garden tool shop, i'm f*ckin raking it in
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:53 pmby Garymac
Woollyback wrote:i also own a garden tool shop, i'm f*ckin raking it in
Truly dreadful Woolly!!!
I got sacked from working in a pet shop......Couldnt keep me hands out of the trill 
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Wed Dec 21, 2005 11:58 pmby drummerphil
i use to work in a butchers but got sacked for sticking my 
in the bacon slicer..............she got sacked as well........
peter kay.......always the best 
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Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:09 amby stmichael
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'.
Nah seriously, a good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error.
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Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:11 amby Mikz
Woollyback wrote:i'm an undertaker. great business, it's not like i'll ever run out of customers
Are you dead serious? Must be stiff competition in that.
I was studying to be a doctor but i didnt have the patience so ...Im now an archeologist, can you dig it?
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Thu Dec 22, 2005 12:43 amby RUSHIE#9
Oh fookin hell - has everyone on here tonight been opening the xmas crackers early or wot?
I haven't heard so many bad jokes since Bernard Mannings last TV appearance. 
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Thu Dec 22, 2005 1:13 amby Lionheart
Woollyback wrote:i also own a garden tool shop, i'm f*ckin raking it in
Woolly, I thought you had a group of hoe's and was just digging for a dollar!! (geez I'm sick) 