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Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2005 9:47 pm**

and kate garroway for a look as well

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:45 pm**

Q: What would David Beckham's name be if he was a Spice Girl?
A: Waste of Spice

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:47 pm**

Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common?
A: They've both been screwed by David Beckham.

Posted: **Sat Dec 31, 2005 12:53 pm**

Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 6:40 am**

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 7:13 am**

Lando_Griffin wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?

To have hot sex with the perverted farmer.

That reminds me...

What's the difference between erotic and kinky??

Erotic is using a feather

Kinky is using the whole chicken.

:eyebrow

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2006 11:28 am**

what's the difference between an egg and a w@nk?

you can beat an egg

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:03 pm**

big brother has warned michael barrymore that he must use the ashtrays in the house and not throw his used fags in the pool

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:22 pm**

After Euro 2004 Beckham went right off sex and spent months just moping round his spanish villa .One night a desperate and gagging for it Posh grabbed his hand and shoved it between her legs , "There " she said "have you never felt a kunt before ?" , "Of course I have " replied Becks ,"Oh really" says Posh "and when was the last time ?" Becks tearfully responded "When I missed that penalty against Portugal"

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2006 10:20 pm**

A charity pantomime in aid of paranoid schizophrenics descended into chaos yesterday when someone shouted, "He's behind you!"

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2006 4:28 am**

Whats the smelliest thing in the world?

A fishes fanny!

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2006 10:57 am**

what's the world's smallest pub?

the thalidomide arms

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:04 am**

Woollyback wrote:what's the world's smallest pub?

the thalidomide arms

Sharp intake of breath . Gotta admire your commitment to your art Wooly.

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:16 am**

woof woof ! wrote:
Woollyback wrote:what's the world's smallest pub?

the thalidomide arms

Sharp intake of breath . Gotta admire your commitment to your art Wooly.

i'm waiting for the backlash from any members who have been affected by thalidomide but i'm not scared, they're 'armless :oh:

Posted: **Wed Jan 11, 2006 11:27 am**

Woollyback wrote:
woof woof ! wrote:
Woollyback wrote:what's the world's smallest pub?

the thalidomide arms

Sharp intake of breath . Gotta admire your commitment to your art Wooly.

i'm waiting for the backlash from any members who have been affected by thalidomide but i'm not scared, they're 'armless

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i was on a train once, sat opposite a pregnant who was knitting, she would knit a row then take a thalidomide tablet, this went on for 10 minutes. i said what are you doing taking thalidomide tablets when your pregnant?

ooooo she said, i cant knit sleeves

sorry

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