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Posted: **Thu Jan 19, 2006 11:51 pm**

Garymac wrote:And i do still like it, Its quality good guests most the time, Pinder was a soccerette the other week which was a bonus and i love the old 3rd eyes and showboating.

Lucy Pinder lives down here in Winchester. My lass did her gym induction last year. They're just as big in person

Posted: **Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:11 am**

Homebooby wrote:didn't have access to sky for many years and only stumbled across it in the last couple of years and although I do find it vaguely entertaining when it is my turn to get up with the kids on a saturday morning, it's basically a show made by morons for morons.

The humour is so old, obvious and cliched it is unbelievable and plays to the type of supporter whom I often find myself despising at a ground. I am not a big fan of group chanting, or stupid songs or any of the other mundane passtimes that seem to make going to the footie for a lot of people so enjoyable. I just don't get it.

I can't believe that there are girls willing to go on there week in week out dressed in nothing just to keep the boys happy and I can't believe that female presenter sits back and doesn't have issues with it.

It's a poor mans Fantasy Football isn't it and I only really get enthused about the penalty taking competition (especially whent he ex-pros and celebs get involved) and the crossbar challenge.

I thought it was just me with the fake laugh. Smug b@st@rd he is. Chelsea winning or not

you a priest by any chance

Posted: **Fri Jan 20, 2006 12:12 am**

Homebooby wrote:http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/17241/b/socceramtart.mpg

Muff or underwear?

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:48 pm**

Anyone see Soccer Am this morning........Liverpool fans on the show,Liverpool soccerette doing the catwalk,and the lads scored 8 in the road to wembley.......

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:26 pm**

It was fun watching Lovejoy have the píss taken out of him :laugh:

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:40 pm**

Soccer A.M ? :laugh:

You lot are havin' a laff , it's f'uckin' TISWAS for Spit the Dog fans who are now "Grown Up" :laugh:

TISWAS btw was brilliant ,soccer a.m is a pile of cack .

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:41 pm**

i'll take that show with holly willoughby meself

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:01 pm**

Actually i loved Tiswas and you can see where alot of the ideas in Soccer Am come from .I find sheephead,Barry and the odd sketch funny but it gets on my nerves with the all things in London are great direction.You can virtually guess that guests in the studio are either Chelsea fans or from the fecking cast of Eastenders.......
I fecking hate Eastenders,the east end .the fecking way they talk,their fecking big headed attitudes etc etc...........
they even take the :censored:

out of people from yorkshire with the local news bit,heavens forbid they would ever take the :censored:

out of Londoners and all that ruby murrey,apples and pairs bóllocks......

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:08 pm**

drummerphil wrote:Actually i loved Tiswas and you can see where alot of the ideas in Soccer Am come from .

Think how much better Soccer A.M. would be if it was presented by Spit the Dog .

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:15 pm**

ok, as a londoner can i just say that soccer am is not exact in its jokes :angry:

we arent all cockney chimney sweeps

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:18 pm**

dawson99 wrote:ok, as a londoner can i just say that soccer am is not exact in its jokes

we arent all cockney chimney sweeps

I have to say that sketch the other week where all the crew were singing about Eastenders cracked me up,especially rocket as a chimney sweep......

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:20 pm**

every london sketch has a chimney sweep. as a whole the show is ok but it is just a little repetitive. some of the soccerettes wear nice boots tho

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:24 pm**

dawson99 wrote:ok, as a londoner can i just say that soccer am is not exact in its jokes

we arent all cockney chimney sweeps

Thats True .

Dawsino is the only Cockney Chimney Sweep listed in the yellow pages , along with Dick Van Dyke .

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:31 pm**

Bert:
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

Or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too

Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a sweep's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier bloke

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

All:
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

Bert:
I choose me bristles with pride, yes, I do
A broom for the shaft and a brush for the flute
Up where the smoke is all billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars is the chimney sweep world
When there's 'ardly no day nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow and 'alfway in light
On the rooftops of London coo, what a sight!

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep you're in glad company
Nowhere is there a more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings, "Chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!"
On the
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim cher-ee, chim cher-oo!

and bizarrely lando has a topic about peple called bert

Posted: **Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:32 pm**

dick van dyke

is that an offence now

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