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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:52 pm
by Alonso14
The Manhattan Project wrote:Now Mark Lawrenson will be able to see how Man U cope without Ronaldo.


Since he and other "pundits" always love to ask how Liverpool will cope without Gerrard and Torres.


When Utd play, the ITV commentators will be silent for 90mins.  :D

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:46 pm
by The Manhattan Project
According to Manhattan's sources, Eduardo Ronaldo (Cristiano's brother) has agreed to leave FC United Of Manchester and join CF Madrid Of Real B.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:22 pm
by Toffeehater
ANy news on this? Real have dropped their alleged interest?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:42 pm
by Alonso14
Probably because he's a big game bottler as he showed today.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:45 pm
by Sabre
Toffeehater wrote:ANy news on this? Real have dropped their alleged interest?

Not at all, they're confident it will happen. Apparently the player has been broadcasting to his closest people that he won't go to Manchester.

I don't know if any of this is true because the Spanish media is just a tool of Real Madrid, but it's what they say.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:59 pm
by Number 9
Rumour on the radio today that,he likes playing for UTD and has a good relationship with sir ballbag!
But hates everything about the City of Manchester!
Probably to cold for the greasy wee fag!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:40 pm
by OneHotRed
To be fair its a win win if he goes for the scum, I'd prefer they keep him, not get a big pot of cash, and have him sleep in old shitford stands

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:08 pm
by The Manhattan Project
SSN says that Ronaldo has stated "his Premier League future is over"

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:13 pm
by Sabre
OneHotRed wrote:To be fair its a win win if he goes for the scum, I'd prefer they keep him, not get a big pot of cash, and have him sleep in old shitford stands

I think some people here would enjoy some of the shít the Madrid press are writing because they're showing little respect to Ferguson.

At the moment they're mocking at him because UEFA has dismissed the official complaint of Mancheter United about Real Madrid's tactics.

Not happy with that, right now they're stirring the shít: According to Marca Ferguson would preffer to keep Ronaldo rotting in the stands rather than going to Madrid. But the owners won't oblige to that, they want to sell, and Ferguson would have put an ultimatum to the owners, if they sell, he goes.

Note that I hate Madrid's tactics, but if in one shot they get Ronaldo off Manchester and they manage to anticipate Ferguson's retirement, I'd be grateful to them for the first time in a lot of years.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:43 pm
by Ciggy
Ronnie to Real, Queeroz to Portugal, ginsoaked, whiskey nose throwing his hand in.

All in that order  :cool:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:42 am
by ruskiy playmaker
I think that Ronaldo would have had a different attitude if he had joined us instead of Manure.  If you have such a dickhead manager and so many inbred players around you(Neville, Rooney,etc..), then you're going to get spoiled.  Their club has no class and I'm not surprised that he has turned out this way.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:11 am
by SundanceKid
Can't remember who said it, think Ferdinand, but Ronaldo is the only person in the locker room with a personal mirror.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:42 am
by ruskiy playmaker
SundanceKid wrote:Can't remember who said it, think Ferdinand, but Ronaldo is the only person in the locker room with a personal mirror.

I think Fernando has one too.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:36 pm
by Reg
Ronaldo is a freakin homo. Absolutely disgraceful behaviour, ManUre must be rightfully furious with him and I hope they find a way to fook both the player and RM, hopefully also drag them both across teh coals at FIFA and UEFA.

No matter the player or the club, thats disgraceful.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 pm
by The Manhattan Project
Didn't Fergie say that he'd resign if Ronaldo was sold?