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Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:20 am**

this is the official statement from leeds utd in relation to chelsea reporting ken bates to the FA

http://www.leedsunited.com/page/NewsroomDetail/0,,10273~884019,00.html

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:44 am**

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:48 am**

yeah, i think they are saying bates is racist for calling the chelsea directors 'a bunch of shysters from Siberia'

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:50 am**

I didn't think it was the real official statement at first but it really is

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:51 am**

yeah, in the times, bates says its the funniest thing since norman wisdom and he hopes to see them in court

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:16 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:25 pm**

peewee wrote:this is the official statement from leeds utd in relation to chelsea reporting ken bates to the FA

http://www.leedsunited.com/page/NewsroomDetail/0,,10273~884019,00.html

That's quote of the season already, Mourinho could try, try and try again and he'd never come up with anything to top that.

Posted: **Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:02 pm**

KEN BATES: 'I haven't laughed so much since Ma caught her tits in the mangle.' :bowdown

Posted: **Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:31 am**

Class

Posted: **Tue Aug 22, 2006 12:21 am**

thats a 'derek and clive' line from one of dudley moores song.

JUMP.

As I was walking down the street one day
I saw a house on fire
There was a man, shouting and screaming at an upper-storey window
To the crowd that was gathered there below
For he was sore afraid

Jump! You :censored:

, jump!
Jump into this here blanket what we are holding
And you will be all right
He jumped, hit the deck, broke his :censored:

neck
There was no blanket

Laugh?! We nearly shat!
We had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle
We are miserable sinners
Fi-i-ilthy :censored:

Ahhhrrrr-soles

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Official statement - From leeds utd

Official statement - From leeds utd