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Shrek - It's impossible but would you...
Posted:
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:27 pmby 2520years
...have him at Liverpool?
He's been sent off tonight because of his temperament. He's a moronic thug who's played for Neverton and ManUre, but he's one of the best strikers in the Premiership. Our strikers are good, but what would convince you to accept him at Liverpool? Would he have to beg? Get an LFC tattoo? Punch Fergie in the mush? Go out with Kelly Dalglish?
(It's been really quiet on here recently, so why not stir things up?)
Posted:
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:38 pmby redsforever
i personally wudnt cus i think hes a 
! and hes played for the old enemies everton an utd. Good player and all but hes just a thug who cant handly a bit of competition. He loses the rag too easily. Also since he is a dead hard evertonian i dont think he will ever move to lfc.
Posted:
Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:56 pmby A.B.
Rooney has had more bookings than he has scored goals 
Posted:
Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:13 pmby matrix
its about time fergie kicked shrek up the his conduct against the irish and beckham and tonight was a fuc.king shambles if he keeps on getting away with it he will carry on doing it not suprising being a bitter / scum 
Posted:
Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:03 pmby Mikz
Id have him here too right. Him and Crouch up front wow!! I think he gets so wound up becos hes frustrated playin for Man u he wants to be here at anfield. He left everton rock bottom and when he went- they started to play,he went to man u to win cups and they won nothin so far then had to watch us lift ol big ears again ...would you be frustrated? 
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:26 amby Pablo_Escobar
Ex Bitter and Ex Manure joining us 
Thanks, but I'll pass, there are plenty of better strikers then Shrek.
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:05 amby Judge
i'd rather take the winner of the ''one legged arse kicking contest'', than shrek
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:52 pmby 2520years
Okay. What if;
he got more and more frustrated this season
on Boxing Day he punched Fergie and got sacked
he's banned from football for 12 months
during that time he discovers Buddism and goes all meek and mild
Everton are relegated so he can't realistically go back to either of his old teams
he won't go abroad and he says Liverpool are the only team he'd come back to football for (with no transfer fee to pay)
What then?
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 6:51 pmby Afroman
Rooney's face in that picture
What a twat 
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 7:40 pmby jonnymac1979
Fantastic player, a joy to watch. He's walk into any side and Liverpool is no different.
Impossibility though, some things would just never happen.
Posted:
Thu Sep 15, 2005 8:28 pmby JC_81
You can't question his talent but the guy is a total disgrace and I wouldn't have him anywhere near our club. Add to that the fact he's played for our 2 biggest rivals, no way.
He was an embarrassment to england at windsor park and an embarrassment to the scum last night. Beckham is the England captain FFS and Rooney gets away with telling him to Fu.ck off? He has no respect for anyone. Couldn't believe that Fergie questioned the ref's decision to send him off last night, what a joke. A good kick in the stones is what Rooney needs, not people making excuses for him.
Posted:
Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:36 pmby 2520years
Only ManUre could have a team with Shrek, Smudger Smith, Roy Keane, Rio Ferdinand and Gary Neville in. What a shining example these people set! I can't believe people still let their kids support Utd.
