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s@int wrote:There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

how apt 

s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

  Class that Saint, just relieved a bit of the tension i have sitting here worrying about the game tomorrow.

Ace Ventura wrote:

s@int wrote:Bit late this season, but unfortunately due to unforseen circumstances the award has already been presented to Kuyt after an unprecedented 5 games. There was quite a commotion at the awards ceremony when GBYS threw himself to the ground in a vain attempt to halt proceedings while screaming that Kuyt was better than Berbatov.

A disappointed Lucas stated that if only he had received better backing from Barry he was sure he could have made the top three, and that the award was obviously fixed as he was one of the few players who definitely has a worse goalscoring record than Kuyt. Robbie Keane quickly jumped on a chair to announce that no one has a worse record than him so could he not receive a special award, unfortunately as he jumped up he bumped into Torres and both fell to the floor.

Second placed Alonso was unfortunately too far back to be heard clearly, but shook his head sadly as the results where anounced, but soon had a smile back on his face after a brief "meeting" with Sabre.

Third place went to Rafa, who hid his disappointment well with a fine speech promising more rotation and styling to come. Bigmick was quickly restrained by Badbob and the other bouncers as he moved forward with what looked like a weapon in his hand.

  Class that Saint, just relieved a bit of the tension i have sitting here worrying about the game tomorrow.