The Masters 2015

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Postby Boocity » Thu May 28, 2015 9:31 am

Some golf terms you may not be aware of

“a Lance Armstrong” – lost a couple of balls, then started cheating
“an Oscar Pistorius” – a blind shot
“a Holly Willoughby” – a bit fat but otherwise perfect
“an Autoglass” – good chip recovery
“an Anna Kournikova” – looked good but no result
“the condom shot” – safe, but just didn’t feel right
“the Ryanair” flies well but didn’t land anywhere you needed to go”
“the Suarez” – needed to bite
“the O J Simpson” – somehow got away with it
“the ladyboy” looks like an easy hole but not all what it seems
“A Clark Gable” – gone with the wind
“an Arthur Scargill” – great strike. ***** result
“A Cuba” – needed one more revolution
“a gynaecologists assistant” – just shaves the hole
“a dead sheep putt” – still ewe
"a Dennis Wise" - an ugly 5 footer
"a Sally Gunnell” - ugly but it will run
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