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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:47 pm

woof woof ! » Sat Oct 11, 2014 11:30 am wrote:
Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher ‏forgets he has retired from professional football as he turns up at his old club's training ground. He tweets:  "Anyone ever drive to their previous employment without thinking ?

I've just drove to Melwood. Supposed to be going the gym!"


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If its the start of Alzheimers I hope he suddenly recollects what a vile little man  Gary Neville was and cracks him in the middle of a live show.
Now that would be  television worth tuning in for.   :;):
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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:03 pm

High Speed 2 .... New London to Birmingham rail link.
Apparently the Government has now agreed to forge ahead with the new HS2 rail link between London and Birmingham ..
This is because it will make it much quicker and easier for families living in London to visit their relations in Birmingham and the North.
The Government has proudly released this artist's impression of how the new HS2 will look in action. 





































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Postby woof woof ! » Sat Nov 01, 2014 9:59 am

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Postby andy_g » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:22 pm

no posts in the real world since 1st november 2014. that's flipping tragic  :(

i need to get up to 10,000 posts. i've heard its the minimum with which one can retire gracefully. expect all sorts of (more) total shyt from me for the next few weeks.
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Postby andy_g » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:23 pm

by the way.... did anyone know that http://webcrap.tumblr.com/ is the best site on the whole internet?

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Postby ethanr » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:43 am

I still have absolutely zero understanding about what this thread is about.
DESPITE THE FACT I LIVE IN CALIFORNIA...
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:19 am

andy_g » Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:23 pm wrote:by the way.... did anyone know that http://webcrap.tumblr.com/ is the best site on the whole internet?

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That is indeed a marvellous site 

Second best site

http://apiln.blogspot.co.uk/
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Postby woof woof ! » Wed Feb 25, 2015 8:13 pm

ethanr » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:43 pm wrote:I still have absolutely zero understanding about what this thread is about.


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It's as Andy G said Ethan

i need to get up to 10,000 posts. i've heard its the minimum with which one can retire gracefully. expect all sorts of (more) total shyt from me for the next few weeks.


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Postby metalhead » Thu Feb 26, 2015 12:10 am

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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:17 am

TV star wakes up with no testicles after drink with mystery blonde

Russian Dmitry Nikolaev, 30, enjoyed a drink with a "young blonde woman" after she approached him at a Moscow bar.

After some flirting the attractive woman invited the married actor to join her in a sauna.

"They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing," a police source said.

The next thing Nikolaev remembers is waking up at a bus stop in agony, with blood all down his trousers.

After rushing to hospital he was told by stunned medics that his testicles had been surgically removed.

"I thought it was just a cut but doctors told me [the testicles] had been removed," Nikolai added.

Staff said it appeared as if it had been done "like proper surgery by someone with a medical education".

Police fear the gang – who may have included a doctor – plan to sell the testicles on the black market.

Despite his horrific ordeal Nikolaev was too ashamed at first to explain what happened.

The married man – now working as a children's animator – initially refused to tell his wife about the attack.



Having both gonads removed without prior consent ,regardless of whether its at the hands of a skilled surgeon
is never a good look to present to the wife  :Oo:

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/427750/Dmitry-Nikolaev-testicles-Russia
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Postby andy_g » Tue Mar 17, 2015 11:24 am

if anyone's interested i've got a pair of testicles to sell. top quality import. no questions asked.

50 quid the pair.

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Postby laza » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:46 pm

B.*ll*c*ks to that
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Postby damjan193 » Tue Mar 17, 2015 5:41 pm

Wow, you guys are sick.
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:37 pm

I'm not sure Andy ,one looks like you would have to tuck it in your sock ,and I doubt I possess
the elasticity in my ball bag to accommodate.
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Postby metalhead » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:11 pm

damjan193 » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:41 pm wrote:Wow, you guys are sick.


That's what she said
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