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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:33 pm

Ben Patrick wrote:redbeergoggles adele is superb.

Of course she is  mate ..... her and  Beth Ditto are proper gay icons   :D
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jan 18, 2011 5:11 pm

Adele...    even I wouldn't. yak

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Postby fivecups » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:26 pm

Lee J wrote:Adele...    even I wouldn't. yak

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You know you would.  :nod
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Postby metalhead » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:29 pm

oh no I wouldn't :no
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Postby JBG » Tue Jan 18, 2011 8:34 pm

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:breasts
Fucking leg warmers
Bayonetta on the Xbox
Nintendo DS in pink
An Adele album
a belt buckle that's bigger than your head 
Jumbo cords
A Twilight dvd
Converse
A volkswagen
Jodhpurs
Spandex
A Rangers shirt ( Sorry Daws )  :D

Bayonetta?

Its got a half naked chick and ultra violence. Whats not to like?
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Tue Jan 18, 2011 9:22 pm

JBG wrote:Bayonetta?

Its got a half naked chick and ultra violence. Whats not to like?

Its main character is a Girl ...every bird I know plays it along with Mirrors Edge ,and fucking Harry Potter  :D
Girly  games mate ... How many Girls play Cod or Fallout ? ....
exactly nothing remotely Girly about them :D
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Postby OneHotRed » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:15 pm

A smokeless ashtray
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Postby Dalglish » Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:27 am

RED BEERGOGGLES wrote:breasts

:oops:

Now come on Redbeergoggles, I'd love to own a  pair of breasts.

If i grew a pair overnight I'd phone in sick and play with them ALL DAY !  :D
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Postby Greavesie » Wed Jan 19, 2011 7:38 pm

Was on the train today and saw a guy with slip on shoes (put a heel on and their woman's shoes) and a 'man bag'

I really wanted to tell him he looked like an absolute t!t
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Postby tonyeh » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:39 am

Whats the definition of a "man bag" ?

Does a laptop bag qualify? If so, I'm as guilty as hell.  :O
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Postby Greavesie » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:28 pm

tonyeh wrote:Whats the definition of a "man bag" ?

Does a laptop bag qualify? If so, I'm as guilty as hell.  :O

Like a shoulder bag. Not a satchel. Like a satchel tho with a much shorter strap - when coupled with slip on shoes it makes you look like a queer - that kind of bag  :D
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Postby Judge » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:28 am

Greavesie wrote:
tonyeh wrote:Whats the definition of a "man bag" ?

Does a laptop bag qualify? If so, I'm as guilty as hell.  :O

Like a shoulder bag. Not a satchel. Like a satchel tho with a much shorter strap - when coupled with slip on shoes it makes you look like a queer - that kind of bag  :D

with you being a student you'll have loads of them....  :laugh:
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Postby tonyeh » Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:42 am

So, it's like an old lady shopping bag?

WTF?

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Postby addy » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:30 pm

Any album by the Pet Shop Boys or Erasure.

Cushions. WTF is women's obsession with cushions and 'throws'? Gimme a comfy armchair, somewhere to rest me beer and the Sky + Remote. I do not need fecking cushions getting in the way.

Also, in addition to the wearing sunglasses inside comments - wearing sunglasses pushed up on top of your head. Yes mate, you do look like a nonce. Now get back in your Audi 'soft top' and feck off ya tosspot.
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Postby worcester_red » Fri Jan 21, 2011 5:42 pm

addy wrote:Any album by the Pet Shop Boys or Erasure.

Cushions. WTF is women's obsession with cushions and 'throws'? Gimme a comfy armchair, somewhere to rest me beer and the Sky + Remote. I do not need fecking cushions getting in the way.

Also, in addition to the wearing sunglasses inside comments - wearing sunglasses pushed up on top of your head. Yes mate, you do look like a nonce. Now get back in your Audi 'soft top' and feck off ya tosspot.

Hang on sunglasses on top of the head is practical, easier than folding them up and putting them in a pocket.
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