Stuff men shouldnt own

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Postby GRAHAM01 » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:34 am

not sure if it have been said but alice bands!! what the feck is that about
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if you want some come get some!
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Postby Big Niall » Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:51 am

Dazzer wrote:Slaves

Why not? I'm not cutting my own garden :D
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Postby Dazzer » Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:41 am

Big Niall wrote:
Dazzer wrote:Slaves

Why not? I'm not cutting my own garden :D

OK fair do's I give you that one.  :)

Men also shouldn't own shaved ball bags , shaved legs , shaved arm pits and most of all nicely trimed toenails.
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Postby Judge » Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:57 pm

Big Niall wrote:
Dazzer wrote:Slaves

Why not? I'm not cutting my own garden :D

:D
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Postby Dundalk » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:15 am

Bump

We need to give out more :D
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Postby RED BEERGOGGLES » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:48 am

breasts
Fucking leg warmers
Bayonetta on the Xbox
Nintendo DS in pink
An Adele album
a belt buckle that's bigger than your head 
Jumbo cords
A Twilight dvd
Converse
A volkswagen
Jodhpurs
Spandex
A Rangers shirt ( Sorry Daws )  :D
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Postby RedSi35 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:51 am

A witty email/forum signiature/picture.

Real men don't need this :censored: ! Their posts are funny and informative without the need for some gay quote from shakespeare or a picture of his dog doing something unfunny accompanied by a witty quote!
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Postby RedSi35 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 12:55 am

Instruction manuals

If it dont work the :censored: way YOU think it should work then there is clearly something wrong with it.

Does Chuck Norris need an instruction manual? Does he :censored: !
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Postby metalhead » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:15 am

RedSi35 wrote:Does Chuck Norris need an instruction manual? Does he :censored: !

Its chuck norris..... he isn't human he is something else :D

Men shouldn't own Spice Girls albums (sorry Ben)

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Postby tonyeh » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:47 am

A snod, or snood, or snoode...or whatever the fuck they're called.
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Postby Ben Patrick » Tue Jan 18, 2011 10:56 am

metalhead wrote:
RedSi35 wrote:Does Chuck Norris need an instruction manual? Does he :censored: !

Its chuck norris..... he isn't human he is something else :D

Men shouldn't own Spice Girls albums (sorry Ben)

:D

I dont own any mate, we7 all the way for me.

redbeergoggles adele is superb.
Sabre looks like a big lezzer
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Postby Dundalk » Tue Jan 18, 2011 11:14 am

Knew this would start a row :D
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Postby Gerrard30391 » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:04 pm

Dressing gowns!

Real men get changed...........................or stay in bed with the missus. :;):
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Postby Roger Red Hat » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:07 pm

Gerrard30391 wrote:Dressing gowns!

Real men get changed...........................or stay in bed with the missus. :;):

or someone elses missus  :oops:
Sex, drugs and sausage rolls!
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Postby metalhead » Tue Jan 18, 2011 1:08 pm

Men shouldn't wear bow ties :no
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