Happy birthday - To natalie portman

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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:28 pm

Guest wrote:What are the odds?Some men have weird tastes.They just prefer "about to menopause" 40 year olds.Maybe its because you don't have to use .....That "sack"(censored)(Starts with a "C",ends with an "M") because they won't bear children anymore and you can .....do "it" every night without fear of responsibility.

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Postby andy_g » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:29 pm

thomas

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Postby Bad Bob » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:30 pm

Jessica Alba wrote:Hello Pablo, I'll have to keep this brief cos my red hot lover Woollyback wants me back in the bedroom for my 10th rogering of the day

so hello  :D

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Belter of a thread, this. :nod
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Postby Emerald Red » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:51 am

This thread is stalkerish.
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Postby metalhead » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:17 am

wow! 27 already?
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Postby Number 9 » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:52 am

Dawson do you have a shrine to Portman in a spare room or cupboard? :D
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Postby metalhead » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:58 am

Number 9 wrote:Dawson do you have a shrine to Portman in a spare room or cupboard? :D

I think he already kidnapped portman and kept her in his basement all these years, its natalie's close whose acting. :eyebrow
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Postby andy_g » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:29 pm

:laugh: :laugh:  PMSL

i just noticed this at the bottom of the index page:

2 members are celebrating their birthday today [ View Calendar ]
>Natalie Portman (27) >redluna (25)
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Postby dawson99 » Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:36 pm

off tomorrow, and finished now.. so Nat, happy birthday, meet you at the usual place at 3?

yay

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Postby adamant » Mon Jun 08, 2009 5:23 pm

happy birthday, nat baby

don't you ever, don't you ever

lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

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Postby Madmax » Mon Jun 08, 2009 7:35 pm

portman looks like a clown in star wars...
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Postby dawson99 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:50 am

To celebrate 25,000 posts, of course it is to wish Natalie Dawson-Portman a very happy birthday, and thank you for inviting Mila round last night to re-enact your famous scene for me :D
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Postby metalhead » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:38 am

lol daws!
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Postby ethanr » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:46 am

dawson99 wrote:To celebrate 25,000 posts, of course it is to wish Natalie Dawson-Portman a very happy birthday, and thank you for inviting Mila round last night to re-enact your famous scene for me :D

And what a scene it was...
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Postby dawson99 » Tue Jun 09, 2015 6:17 am

Happy birthday Natalie  :rasp
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