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by **andy_g** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:35 pm

i'd forgotten about this little gem of a thread from a year ago. its feckin hilarious.

:laugh:

anyway, happy birthday, nats - to you and your tats. xx

by **Paul C** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:53 pm

Wow, she's that old? Pitty she's still got the body of a 14 year old :;):

by **dawson99** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 6:31 pm

she has not!!!!!

shes a stunning real looking bird unlike the plastic fantastics u lot go for :angry:

by **Lando_Griffin** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:37 am

dawson99 wrote:she has not!!!!!

shes a stunning real looking bird unlike the plastic fantastics u lot go for

Subject A, Miss Portman:

Subject B, Miss Longoria:

Now then lads - who would YOU choose?

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 8:04 am

there has to be a choice?
for me its portman every time... have u people not seen garden state???
shes just fantastic...and shes mine

by **Gaunt** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:59 am

This thread is brilliant :laugh:

Wonder if Thomas88 has done 'it' by now.

Happy birthday to Nat too altho i'd have to choose Longoria over her i think.

by **dawson99** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 12:01 pm

u can have longoria mate

i reckon thomas was caught with some kind of farm animal... now hes in rehab poking his lil man into plug sockets and has hair like young einstein

by **dawson99** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:28 pm

ok, 3 days late, but happy birthday again nat

this thread will never die!!!

by **metalhead** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 5:29 pm

nat is sooo hot!!

by **kunilson** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:23 pm

oh happy birthday i guess.

think longoria is the latest sensation out the two so id have to go with her right now...but different days go with different moods go with different women

by **J*o*n*D*o*e** » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:54 pm

Mmmmmmmmmmmm loved her in V for Vendetta

are you like a crazy person

happy belated.

remember this from the same film, more than a mouthful than nats tats

"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vangquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

by **shanks72** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:23 am

I remember this humourous lil thread from last year

Happy belated birthday, Natalie...

oh and be nice to dawson...I think he is your number one fan!! :nod

by **jkop** » Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:43 pm

dawson99 you can have Natalie, but you cant beat Sarah Beeny from property ladder, now thats a real woman ! :bowdown

Sorry i cant put a picture but i still dont know how to. :down:

by **dawson99** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 8:44 pm

ok, not in tomorrow, taking ms portman out for drinks, so happy 27th

this thread still going strong and will always be strong!!!

happy bday portman babes

by **andy_g** » Sun Jun 08, 2008 11:07 pm

some bad tan lines on the old tads there. anyway, happy brithday ms dawson.

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